Thursday, June 7, 2012

Bikes belong on bike paths!


As a man, an American MAN, who drives a truck, I’ve got to say I am sick and tired of all those cyclists out there using my roads, riding down the road, hugging that white line in their little sissy tights and bright neon jerseys.

Don’t they understand that roads were made for cars, and trucks, big trucks like mine!? One of my favorite things to do is when I see a cyclist with his or her smug little grin pedaling down the road, I like to pass them as close as I can so that they feel the wind and the power left behind by my V8 engine! Just to add a little extra insult, I swerve over into the bike lane just as I pass them, to let them know that if I had wanted to, I could have taken them out. The nerve! 

If God wanted us law abiding, God fearing truck drivers to have to share the road with cyclists, He wouldn’t have created bike paths! That’s right, bikes belong on bike paths, trucks belong on the road! Get it straight people!

                                                                              (Take that cyclists!! Yeeeeee haw!)

I fail to understand why anyone would want to put on form fitting tights, sit in a hard saddle and use their own two legs to get from point A to point B. The engine was created for a reason! Humankind evolved, as God intended no doubt, and invented the gas guzzling, exhaust producing, non-renewable resource burning engine for a reason! We no longer have to put forth any effort or use any form of exercise to get around.

These cyclists are creepy people who refuse to get with the times! I will never understand them, and I don’t want to. I’ll just continue to let them know in my not-so-subtle way that trucks rule the roads, and roads were made for trucks! (sarcasm intended)


Thursday, March 15, 2012

Ukulele: Trend or … trendy

When I bought my first Ukulele nearly 12 years ago, I had no idea where to go to get one. Back then, in Orange County, they were pretty hard to come by and virtually non-existent at Guitar Center or any other basic local music shop.
So I ended up going where anybody goes to acquire hard-to-find items – a pawn shop – and picked one up for $40 bucks.
At the time, the only Ukuleles readily available were like the toy Uke’s they sell at the ABC store in Hawai’i for about $10. Those things sounded like just that – a toy – and never stayed in tune.
So in my mind, I was getting quite a deal, something far superior, a Ukulele that didn’t have palm trees or ocean waves painted on it – and one that “kind of” stayed in tune. 


At the time, I didn’t know how to play any chords. I knew how to strum, so I figured a book with chord charts would help me out. Turns out, that was even harder to find than a high-quality Uke. Eventually, after much shopping around at different music shops, I did find a laminated, two-page folder that showed the basic Ukulele chords and their variations.
Fast forward.
Last Christmas, when shopping around for some kind of musical gift for my fiancé’s nephew at Guitar Center, low and behold, a stacked palate of Ukulele’s sat right in the middle of the store. There was also a whole section of books dedicated to Ukulele instruction and chord charts.
Did I miss something here? At what point did the masses start to catch on to this?
Part of the novelty of learning the Ukulele, aside from me wanting to reconnect with my Hawai’i Nei, was that it was kind of an “underground” instrument that nobody really took seriously. Nevertheless, the popularity of the Ukulele has been on a steady rise since 2006, according to the website www.ukulelestrummer.com.
It’s not really much of a surprise, states the website: “This instrument is so easy to play, portable, relatively cheap and most importantly fun to play and sing along.”
Maybe the growing popularity of the Uke can be attributed to Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder, who released his “Ukulele Songs” album last year, or to the increasing regularity of the instrument appearing in mainstream media, with shows like American Idol, Bob’s Burgers, or anything involving Zooey Deschanel.
Whatever the reason, the popularity of the Uke is not necessarily a bad thing.
As UkuleleStrummer.com states: “If this trend continues and the Uke goes mainstream, we’ll get all the benefits that come along with it like song books, instructional guides and prices for the good Ukes should also come down.”
This certainly rings true in the case with my Christmas shopping last year. While I was unable to find a suitable musical gift for my 2-year-old nephew, I did pick up a book that contained 1,001 Ukulele chords, about 900 more chords than my previous laminated “folder.”
 Does the current Ukulele trend devalue my interest and love for the native Hawaiian instrument? I don’t think so. I just think that now a quality Ukulele is much easier to find.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Why Shaun White is a great snowboarder

I recently read a Facebook post by Big Bear Lake that caught my attention and stirred up some really old memories.
The post read, “Congratulations to Shaun White for his Winter X Games 5th Gold Medal in the Super Pipe, who learned how to ride on the slopes of Bear Mountain!”
Sure, Shaun White deserves recognition for earning his 5th X Games gold medal in the super pipe this past weekend. But when I read the post, I felt the need to set the record straight, and apparently so did other “fans” of Big Bear, who quickly replied to the post.
Shaun White grew up learning how to board and ski at Snow Summit, not Bear Mountain.
Petty, you say? There is a difference.
Bear Mountain used to be called Goldmine Ski Area, and, until recent years, was always an independently owned ski area, very different from its neighbor to the west, Snow Summit.
            That being said, Shaun White did not become the snowboarder he is today by learning how to ride on the gentle slopes of Southern California. He got that way because of when and where he was born.
Shaun White grew up in Carlsbad. From the time he was 6 years old, his parents would load up the family car and travel either to Mammoth or closer Big Bear nearly every weekend in the wintertime.
I was a lift operator in the winter of ‘95/96 at Snow Summit and I clearly remember the 10-year-old half-sized kid who just wanted to keep up with the older kids he was riding with.

                                                        Snow Summit as seen from the North Shore in Big Bear

This was around the time when snow cat driver Chris “Gunny” Gunnerson convinced the powers that be to let him experiment with “terrain features” that would add a little excitement to the otherwise lackluster terrain of Snow Summit. This was a far cry from the resort I once knew – one that would stake off any kind of mogul or unnatural terrain feature that people were using to “catch air,” probably because they were afraid of getting sued.
Snowboarding was evolving … and fast.  
There were many good riders in Big Bear in those days, many of whom went on to become well-known pros in the sport, and others who remain in the shadows.
All were pioneers in a sport that was rapidly discovering itself – someone tried a 360, then a 540, and the numbers just kept adding up.
“If you want to win, you gotta spin,” went the saying.
There was a certain air around Snow Summit whenever we heard that Gunny had been up all night shaping the terrain park. Gunny was a true pioneer. It seemed like each week, he would build the lip just a little bit higher, make the gap just a little bit longer, make the fear factor just a little bit greater.
People responded. The more people were willing to push their limits, Gunny was equally ready to test just how far they would take them.   

                                                                  Westridge back in the day

Probably the most famous terrain feature, or “hit,” at Snow Summit was called “The Three Wise Men” or “Wiseman’s” as it eventually became known.
Wiseman’s was the arguably the first “giant kicker,” the one that paved the way for what the sport has become today, and as far as I know, Gunny was the one who created it.
On Wiseman’s, you had three options. You could take the left lip, which was probably about 6 feet high with a shorter gap to the transition. You could take the right lip, a few feet higher and a little longer gap. Or you could take the middle lip, which bowed up to about 15 feet, followed by a 6-foot drop and a 30- to 40-foot gap. (Nobody had ever seen a jump that big before, at least not in Big Bear.)
Hitting Wiseman’s required 100 percent commitment, because the jump automatically threw you at least 15 feet in the air. If you came up short, there was no option but to land flat.
This is where, I believe, the term “gaper” was coined. More often than not, if you were rolling up to Wiseman’s, you would find a line of snowboarders sitting down on their asses in the middle of the narrow approach, staring, waiting, wrestling with themselves as to whether or not they are going to commit.
On several occasions, the gallery of onlookers would be infiltrated by snowboarders (and skiers) approaching from the rear.
“Dropping!!”
Two, three or more snowboarders, usually locals, would speed by, commit to the line and boost off the lip of Wiseman’s, executing smooth aerial maneuvers with fluidity while the “gapers” sat watching in awe.
Following them usually was 10-year-old Shaun White, equally as committed, who would boost off the lip, mimicking his mentors with precision, pulling off back flips, grabs, perfectly executed tricks. 

                                                               A "Gaper" sits at the top of the run, contemplating his life
 
At least once a month, the White family would pass through my lift line on skis, including young Shaun. His mother and father told me it was important to instill in their children respect for all snow sports and the concept of “playing” in the snow. The White family seemed to enjoy coming up to the mountain for one reason – to play and have fun in the snow.
You can still see it in Shaun White’s face today, that childlike smile that says, “I’m just having fun, riding with my friends.” No ego, no desire, really, to be the best. He simply is.

Now the old days of the park on Westridge are far behind us and the terrain park as we once knew it has become more massive than we ever imagined back in those days. Gunny has moved on to become one of the most sought after terrain park designers in the world, building parks at the Winter Olympics and the X Games. Last I heard, he was still designing and building the park at Northstar.
            And as for Shaun White, he certainly came around at a time when a new sport was evolving, and he had a lot of mentors to look up to, to push him, to drive him to where he is today.

           As for me, I’m still riding, but I’ve traded my hometown of Big Bear and the San Bernardino Mountains for the Sierra Nevada. I’ve also taken up cross country skiing. I’ve been on a few snowshoe trips.
But most of all, I still just like to play in the snow.


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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Don't be an a**hole

My Ukulele goes with me virtually everywhere I go, much to the chagrin of my beautiful fiancé.  
If only it weren’t for that one time …. (not at band camp).
Julia and I had only been dating for about six months when she invited me to go on the annual camping trip with her and her friends at Big Sur on Labor Day weekend. Her friends, some of whom I had met a couple times and felt comfortable around, were mostly my age, from Southern California like me, and shared similar interests.
One of those interests is music, so, of course, I brought my Ukulele with me on the trip.
When I arrived at camp (one day behind everybody else because I had to work at the bar the Friday night before), there were people sitting about, basking in the sun, soaking in the perennial stream, drinking beers, playing guitars, just hanging out.
Not wanting to be the “awkward” one, I had a couple beers and loosened up a bit. After a while, those couple beers turned into a few beers, which eventually turned into quite a few more.
Later in the evening, someone brought up the idea to go see the “Evangenitals” (yes, that was the name of the band) at the bar and restaurant just up the street from the campground. My elevated state combined with my desire to once again play music in a band gave me the idea to take my Ukulele and try to sit in.
Bad idea.
Picture this: You are the lead singer of a cheesy cover band playing at some obscure bar in the heart of Big Sur. A drunk asshole toting a ukulele stumbles to the front of the stage and says, “Hey, how about I sit in with you?”
He says it more than once, each time getting a little bit louder and more assertive.
You: “Um…. Ok. After this set, we’ll see if we can get you in.”
The drunk asshole staggers off to the back of the room, where his “friends” are gathered, dancing, conversing. The drunk asshole pulls his Ukulele out of its case and proceeds to play it in solitude in the corner.
You can guess who the drunk asshole was.
Later the next day, Julia kindly, jokingly (I think) likened the situation to a kid who was playing soccer by himself in the corner while the real game was taking place out on the field.
Nice. 

                                           (Jammin' by the river, pre-evangenitals)

You know, it’s ok to make fun of yourself, and it’s ok to not take yourself too seriously, but I did learn a valuable lesson that day: Don’t be an asshole.
I still bring my Ukulele virtually everywhere I go. I’m always looking, waiting, hoping for that impromptu jam session, which, when the universe allows it, can be the most beautiful, wonderful thing in the world.
But, if I’ve had too much to drink, I just leave the Uke in the case and tip the bottle instead.

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Welcome to my new Blog

When my beautiful fiancé, Julia, and I were on our way to visit some friends up in Grass Valley Saturday evening, we struck up a conversation about writing. Am I a writer? A real writer? Or, as a Journalist, do I just regurgitate facts as they are given to me? Where is the creativity in my profession?
“I think I need to start blogging,” I said.
The ensuing conversation went from things like, “What do you want to blog about?”
“I don’t know.”
“What would you call it?”
“I don’t know.”
After much discussion – actually, it was probably about five minutes – we arrived to the point that I would like to creatively express my experiences and insights into the world as I see it, without having to work within the confines of AP Style, “Time; Day; Date; Place,” etc. Maybe I could really rebel and dare to put a period after a “quotation mark”.
Oh, it just feels so good.
We decided that my new blog should be about music, food and adventure – three things I hold dear to my heart. I like to eat. I like to think that I am an adventurous guy. I love the outdoors. I grew up in the mountains. I also grew up around music. I play the drums. I play other instruments – guitar, bass, piano – as well. Actually, I fake it on other instruments.
I also play the Ukulele.
Thus was born my new blog: Tales of the Traveling Uke. In it, I plan to share my stories of travel, my thoughts on food, and my experiences as an unbound musician.
I’m just a year and a half away from 40, and while I feel like I’ve accomplished so much, seen many places, but maybe only one tenth of one percent of all the places I’d like to see, my life is really just beginning.
I’m getting married in nine months. We want to have kids. The life that I thought I was ready for when I was reaching and rounding my 30s is finally beginning to materialize.
So here is my blog, where each week I plan to share stories of the past, present, and future, centered around music, food, fun, and adventure.
Enjoy.

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